More oxygen, more fentanyl, less cops. GUARANTEED.

Troll!  Hope you enjoy it Prof!

Breathing is important...but there are 101 police guys on your daily to-do list.

So How Do You Optimize
Your Breathing?

TAKING MORE FENTANYL?

You already have more than your body can take.

More of it won't help.

STOP BEING RACIST?

Everyone knows that racism increases your health and optimizes your breathing, so that's definitely a no.

BECOME WHITE?

I'm sure you can try, but it's going to be really hard. 

Even if you succeed, there are white people so racist, like Arno, who will hate you regardless.

"OK... So What Makes
You So Different?"

We made something that will guarantee your ability to breathe.

You will still be able to take fent, be black, and still be the American hero they deserve.

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P.S. Hope Jazz sees this.